[To: EcoWave]
[From: Khünbish neOdo]
[Location: [url=http://www.firewall-darkcast.com/wiki/oh1]Odoist Habitat One[/url], Jupiter Trojans]
[Subject: Odoist Preservationist Cookbook - Preface]
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I have never seen the sundown on Earth. I have never dug my toes into the beaches of the Mediterranean Sea. I have never listened to the night sounds of the Amazon, the movement and trashing of life in its folds. I have never wet my feet in the currents of Yangtze River. I have never. And probably, I never will.
You might ask - who really gives a fuck? Who cares for what you've missed or for your petty theatrics. Well, I care.
We've destroyed the planet that gave birth to us. Humanity was a tumor growing on Earth's face - transhumanity was and still is a Siamese twin grown from that tumor, that suckled on its host and left it a dry husk after it was done. We are a plague. You speak about TITANs, about the atrocities of the Fall? We were the Fall for everything else that lived on Earth. Birds felt the Fall when our crude plants churned out CO2 in the atmosphere. Trees felt the Fall when the acid rains returned it to the ground. The fish, the plankton, the whales felt the Fall when our oil spills covered the oceans. And this is just what humanity has done. When the TITAN swarms swallowed whole cities, devoured millions of transhumans - it was only the last nail in the millennium old coffin that we were making for Earth. She was a battered old thing when the tactical nukes detonated, the antimatter warheads dug craters in her face. It was only the headshot, after centuries of torture.
Now, again, some of you might ask - why should I give a fuck? Well, you don't have to actually. The Planetary Consortium is doing that for you. They're saying, leave Earth to the petty reclaimers and the nostalgics. Turn your gleeful face to new territory to claim - Mars is waiting, Venus is waiting, Titan, Europa and the thousands and thousands of planets are waiting on the other side of the Pandora Gates and are just under our fingertips. We can colonize. Build. Terraform. Multiply. Expand. Devour. Gorge. Plant. Seed. Modify. Use. Destroy. Interestingly, nobody notices what terraform actually means. It means to create in the likeness of Terra, our Mother. To do to other planets what we've done to her. And I, neOdo, from the anarchist unlawful pits of vile agree in this with the Planetary Consortium - forget Earth. But also, forget Mars. Forget Venus. Forget Titan. Forget Europa. Forget the thousands of planets on the other side of the Gates.
Don't devour another planet. Not now, that the Siamise twin called transhumanity has the capability to dwell among the lifeless stars. We can create and multiply here, in the dead of space. We can grow, as the tumor, the virus, the plague, that we are among the stars; and leave the diversity of life to yet again claim the planets that could give birth to another Amazon, Mediterranean, Yangtze River, whale or ant. Leave the planets. Leave. The. Planets.
[Download the whole Odoist Cookbook [i][color=green]here[/color][/i]. Spread it around, because Mars and all the other places need it.]
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Odoist Preservationist Cookbook [EcoWave Archive]
Sat, 2010-08-21 10:30
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Odoist Preservationist Cookbook [EcoWave Archive]
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root@Odoist Preservationist Cookbook
[hr] "What's wrong with being a virus? Is a virus not a form of life? Why protect some types of biodiversity while demonizing others? There are functional reasons to do as you suggest, but your arguments are based solely on pathos, and so won't sway anyone of a logical nature, or anyone following an ideology. If you were to clear up some of your arguments, it is possible that I could be lead to agree with you."@-rep +1
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[hr] "You certainly could if you were writing it as a formal logic argument, but I take your point. I am overvaluing the logos side of an argument because I prefer arguing on my turf, so you are more than correct to chastise me for insisting on an advantage. We'll play by pathos. "As a meme-eating sloth, my hearing is bad, my eyes are weak, and I grow my own food on my stomach. In fact, as a meme-eating sloth, my greatest advantage comes from my own ineptitude. You see, my senses are so very bad, move so slowly, and my thoughts are so glacially slow, that predators misidentify me as part of the tree branch I am hanging from. The sloth is the mighty king of the jungle, and has the prehistoric monster of an ancestor to prove it. "If I were to take the analogy of a sloth to the realm of civilization, this sloth is pretty much the living style you are suggesting. We hang out in space and move really slowly, grow our food on our fur so we just have to lick out stomachs to eat, and chill out for, like, evar. We even had a monstrosity of an ancestor, if you want to torture the analogy to get a little more out of it. "So, I submit to you: your perfect EcoWave civilization bears a striking resemblance to a tree sloth. No disrespect to any uplifted tree sloths."@-rep +1
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[hr] "Well, if an Odoist Preservationaist isn't a Hyperpreservationist, what are they, exactly?"@-rep +1
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[hr] "Oh, hey, a darkcast about OH1, I think I'll read that. I have to say that I didn't know about the darkcast archive before I followed your link there, so thanks for the info. I'll get back to you on what -ism I want to smear you with."bakho e-rep++; //for the darkcast entry
bakho i-rep++; //for helping develop and inter-mesh the EP site (I didn't know the Firewall darkcast existed, and now I do). This rep++ might have to be checked with sysop, as I'm not part of the dev team, and they may desire to keep the i-rep faction as something only they hand out.
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]I'm not sure if I should even comment on that. One would think that spam-filters in 10AF would be some top notch shit. Guess not.
Daniel_Evans|UploadThisBitch@EcoWave_RECLAIM@LLA_VoNguyen
[hr] Never hurts to check.