Welcome! These forums will be deactivated by the end of this year. The conversation continues in a new morph over on Discord! Please join us there for a more active conversation and the occasional opportunity to ask developers questions directly! Go to the PS+ Discord Server.

Hungry furniture

28 posts / 0 new
Last post
Arenamontanus Arenamontanus's picture
Hungry furniture
Meat-eating furniture: http://www.npr.org/blogs/krulwich/2011/02/07/133432897/meat-eating-furni... Biotech furniture of course requires sustenance... and not all of it is vegetarian.
Extropian
nezumi.hebereke nezumi.hebereke's picture
Re: Hungry furniture
This. is. awesome.
root root's picture
Re: Hungry furniture
root@Hungry Furniture [hr]
Auger Loizeau wrote:
With the exponential growth of robotic technology and AI it seems tempting fate to give robots a taste of organic matter as an energy source.
I guess that means we should disconnect our computers from any electrical network that burns oil, coal, or biomass.
[ @-rep +1 | c-rep +1 | g-rep +1 | r-rep +1 ]
Covariant Covariant's picture
Re: Sheds
This sort of bot spam is sad. It uses sophisticated machine learning to defeat captcha and then it just trawls for keywords that it has a script for. It squanders so much potential. It could be using sentiment analysis to construct a more meaningful post based on the threads contents. Or it could gather information on the disposition of the forum as a whole towards any given subject and then it could go spearfishing with targeted subjects that might actually work. Or it could skip all of this hard and pointless work and just buy some advertising space from Google.
Arenamontanus Arenamontanus's picture
Re: Sheds
spam wrote:
Furniture is what defines a room, just like good furniture is essential for any home; bathroom furniture, is essential to any well planned bathroom.
And carnivorous bathroom furniture truly defines a room as terrifying...
Covariant wrote:
This sort of bot spam is sad. It uses sophisticated machine learning to defeat captcha and then it just trawls for keywords that it has a script for. It squanders so much potential. It could be using sentiment analysis to construct a more meaningful post based on the threads contents. Or it could gather information on the disposition of the forum as a whole towards any given subject and then it could go spearfishing with targeted subjects that might actually work.
I'm reminded by the paper Betsy Cooper, Judges in Jeopardy!: Could IBM’s Watson Beat Courts at Their Own Game?, 121 Yale L.J. Online 87 (2011) that argues that Watson-like systems could be really good for a particular kind of legal thinking. Spambots like the one Covariant envisions would be something similar: not necessarily great forum participants, but they would keep threads alive and sometimes distil consensus ideas into posts. Probably they would not be as creative as real participants, since they would tend to write things within the boundaries of past discussions rather than outside. One of the PCs in one of my campaigns has a "tame" spambot as a muse.
Extropian
Covariant Covariant's picture
Re: Sheds
Arenamontanus wrote:
Spambots like the one Covariant envisions would be something similar: not necessarily great forum participants, but they would keep threads alive and sometimes distil consensus ideas into posts. Probably they would not be as creative as real participants, since they would tend to write things within the boundaries of past discussions rather than outside.
There is quite a bit of work in the text processing field to take a chunk of text and boil it down to it's TL;DR version automatically. It doesn't always work well when the narrative it is trying to summarize is poorly written, which has made me want to use it as an argument tool in forums. If the output is gibberish, then your argument was invalid. Also, I'd like to make the claim that I am not a sophisticated spambot, or at least not an artificial one.
The Doctor The Doctor's picture
Re: Sheds
Covariant wrote:
This sort of bot spam is sad. It uses sophisticated machine learning to defeat captcha and then it just trawls for keywords that it has a script for. It squanders so much potential. It could be using sentiment analysis to construct a more meaningful post based on the threads contents. Or it could gather information on the disposition of the forum as a whole towards any given subject and then it could go spearfishing with targeted subjects that might actually work. Or it could skip all of this hard and pointless work and just buy some advertising space from Google.
[url=https://www.xkcd.com/810/]Obligatory XKCD.[/url] Or, the birth of mercurial AGIs?
Arenamontanus Arenamontanus's picture
Re: Hungry furniture
deonsnider wrote:
Furniture manufacturers today utilize a variety of materials and specialized finishes on indoor and outdoor furniture designed to protect the furniture during regular use.
Yes indeed. Do you sell any nanovarnishes? Nanotech in EP allows some interesting finishes. Not just self-repairing and self-cleaning surfaces, but furniture that can monitor the room, discreetly steal biological samples from people sitting in them, act as computing and visualization surfaces, or go for full stealth when you want the room to look less cluttered.
Extropian
Covariant Covariant's picture
Re: Hungry furniture
stony wrote:
This is a new and unique concept which is making viewers customers more aware about bio friendly furniture.I am really happy to know this rare fact and to help me in selecting different ranges of bio friendly furniture. furniture stores los angeles
Hey, it's gotten the concept of biology added to it now, or it's just assuming we would like to know about green furniture. Hey stony, tell me more about your furniture. How well would it work in a microgravity environment? What are its radiation tolerances?
Arenamontanus Arenamontanus's picture
Re: Hungry furniture
Typically I find bio furniture troublesome. It cannot change shape quickly, requires watering, and tends to get mutated by the kid clones down the hall - they are very sloppy with their plasmid kits. Yesterday my sofa had evolved some kind of drug gland tumours that made my smartcats all crazy - they stopped eating my spam and instead chased imaginary twitters all over my living module.
Extropian
sysop sysop's picture
Re: Hungry furniture
Ok wow - I can't believe you actually taught it bio-furniture. I'm kinda hoping to see that pop up on other sites now too... I've zapped the accounts. (Reporting them will let me find them out faster.) It's like having your own little *pet*... Thanks for the good humor in handling it. :)
I fix broken things. If you need something fixed, mention it [url=/forums/suggestions/website-and-forum-suggestions]on the suggestions board[/url]. [color=red]I also sometimes speak as website administrator and/ moderator.[/color]
Covariant Covariant's picture
Re: Hungry furniture
Hmm...[b]spam[/b], [b]twitters[/b], and [b]module[/b]. Think it will tell us about computerized bio furniture next? I sure would like smart furniture that adapted itself to my maximal comfort, and at an affordable price, too. I sure hope I can find some good, online deals for such an item of furniture.
Arenamontanus Arenamontanus's picture
Re: Led tv reviews
jackey0123 wrote:
This article discusses the care and growing of carnivorous plants. A few species are mentioned and all combined will help someone to decide ...
Thanks, spambot! That is a great idea: plant-based carnivorous furniture. I was mostly thinking of animal furniture, but who can resist the thought of a Venus fly-trap sofa, or a sundew chandelier? Or pitcher plant vases - just make sure they don't become *herbivores*!
Extropian
Aeroz Aeroz's picture
Re: Hungry furniture
back on topic, this is why I think all technological innovations should be run by an engineer before printing. This has no practical use in the macro. Sure with nanotech digesting simple sugars is a good idea because its more convenient than making tiny batteries. But for something like a clock? Keep in mind no one wants their time keeping device to stop working just because no flies happened to wander inside. Secondly it gains very little energy from what it eats since alot of it goes to digestion. Its what always bugged me about the Matrix. The amount of energy metabolized by organic digestion is insignificant when compared to say, a nuclear reactor. For 2 bucks I can install a battery into that clock that runs for years. Why the heck would I replace that with a convoluted fly catching mechanism?
Arenamontanus Arenamontanus's picture
Re: Hungry furniture
Aeroz wrote:
For 2 bucks I can install a battery into that clock that runs for years. Why the heck would I replace that with a convoluted fly catching mechanism?
Because it is cool. Really. A lot of consumer systems have been designed and sold for this reason. (I always retconned the Matrix to be something that used the human *brains* as computing power, not electrical power. Morpheus might simply not have known or cared about the technical details - he was a resistance fighter, not an engineer)
Extropian
Aeroz Aeroz's picture
Re: Hungry furniture
Arenamontanus wrote:
Aeroz wrote:
For 2 bucks I can install a battery into that clock that runs for years. Why the heck would I replace that with a convoluted fly catching mechanism?
Because it is cool. Really. A lot of consumer systems have been designed and sold for this reason.
most consumers do not find something that eats fly's "cool" if they did the venus flytrap would be alot more popular. This will have novelty value, but thats it, no one is going to choose this over a conventional clock which is cheaper and more reliable. There is also a problem with these machines that the article missed. To put it simply, if it eats, that means it poops.
Decivre Decivre's picture
Re: Hungry furniture
Arenamontanus wrote:
(I always retconned the Matrix to be something that used the human *brains* as computing power, not electrical power. Morpheus might simply not have known or cared about the technical details - he was a resistance fighter, not an engineer)
I actually retconned it in my mind as the Matrix being a shared dream system that used our brains as its processor... the matrix existing completely within the collective minds of those connected to it. And I also viewed that they either did it out of pity (because they had more compassion than we gave them credit for and they simply couldn't bring themselves to wipe us out), or in order to us it as a mass simulation to bring us closer to the singularity so we could once again live alongside them. Doesn't clean up all the other holes in the plot (like why these machines couldn't clean up the atmosphere in a thousand years time or use orbital platforms to switch back to solar power), but hey... it's a start.
Transhumans will one day be the Luddites of the posthuman age. [url=http://bit.ly/2p3wk7c]Help me get my gaming fix, if you want.[/url]
King Shere King Shere's picture
Re: Hungry furniture
Decivre wrote:
Arenamontanus wrote:
(I always retconned the Matrix to be something that used the human *brains* as computing power, not electrical power. Morpheus might simply not have known or cared about the technical details - he was a resistance fighter, not an engineer)
I actually retconned it in my mind as the Matrix being a shared dream system that used our brains as its processor... the matrix existing completely within the collective minds of those connected to it. And I also viewed that they either did it out of pity (because they had more compassion than we gave them credit for and they simply couldn't bring themselves to wipe us out), or in order to us it as a mass simulation to bring us closer to the singularity so we could once again live alongside them. Doesn't clean up all the other holes in the plot (like why these machines couldn't clean up the atmosphere in a thousand years time or use orbital platforms to switch back to solar power), but hey... it's a start.
I also retconned it away from the powersource battery explanation and into the memory/processing components. In addition to that, I regarded the "outside" as an additional "world" layer of the matrix.
Decivre Decivre's picture
Re: Hungry furniture
King Shere wrote:
I also retconned it away from the powersource battery explanation and into the memory/processing components. In addition to that, I regarded the "outside" as an additional "world" layer of the matrix.
Spoiler alert: everybody did that. :D The Wachowski brothers should never make sequels to their own properties.
Transhumans will one day be the Luddites of the posthuman age. [url=http://bit.ly/2p3wk7c]Help me get my gaming fix, if you want.[/url]
Smokeskin Smokeskin's picture
Re: Hungry furniture
King Shere wrote:
In addition to that, I regarded the "outside" as an additional "world" layer of the matrix.
It's that, or Neo actually has magic powers.
Smokeskin Smokeskin's picture
Re: Hungry furniture
Decivre wrote:
And I also viewed that they either did it out of pity (because they had more compassion than we gave them credit for and they simply couldn't bring themselves to wipe us out)
I like that :) Some Law of Robotics we hoped would safeguard us did save humanity, but with an evil twist. Getting completely rid of the plot hole is difficult though - for example did none of the resistance fighters understand enough physics to grasp the stupidity of human power generators?
King Shere King Shere's picture
Re: Hungry furniture
Smokeskin wrote:
Getting completely rid of the plot hole is difficult though - for example did none of the resistance fighters understand enough physics to grasp the stupidity of human power generators?
I can think of a scenario where they got their misunderstanding due to well conducted tests on observed human power generators. The inspectors was not in the true outside & were fooled by test result from smoke and mirrors the "outer" matrix provided.
Aeroz Aeroz's picture
Re: Hungry furniture
One of my favorite comics discusses this plot hole well "why use humans instead of a higher metabolizing animal like puppies. You wouldn't even need an elaborate virtual reality, just have a loop of chasing a rabbit and you quell any potential rebellion"
Decivre Decivre's picture
Re: Hungry furniture
Smokeskin wrote:
I like that :) Some Law of Robotics we hoped would safeguard us did save humanity, but with an evil twist.
Actually when you think about it, it potentially paints the machines as the true protagonists. The Matrix is the consequence of the machines realizing that the human race was simply too idiotic to leave in the care of its own planet. And it makes perfect sense if you watch the prequel info from animatrix; the human race [i]poisoned the atmosphere of their own world in order to kill off a machine race that has no need to breathe[/i]. And apparently the human race didn't plan for orbital solar collectors. So if anything, they should be thankful the machines saved them from extinction.
Smokeskin wrote:
Getting completely rid of the plot hole is difficult though - for example did none of the resistance fighters understand enough physics to grasp the stupidity of human power generators?
I blame the fact that they have been living for years in a virtual world which only partially imitates reality. In effect, if the Matrix were made into an Eclipse Phase campaign, nearly all humans would have the Real World Naiveté trait.
Transhumans will one day be the Luddites of the posthuman age. [url=http://bit.ly/2p3wk7c]Help me get my gaming fix, if you want.[/url]
Aeroz Aeroz's picture
Re: Hungry furniture
well the plot hole is easy to explain. the screen writers didn't understand enough about physics to know it was a dumb idea. In hard science none of it makes sense. Its all code, why don't agents just have god-mode on? Why take over bodies instead of just entering XYZ coordinates? Heck, why not just port in a 10x10x10 room around your enemy thats full of lava?
Decivre Decivre's picture
Re: Hungry furniture
Aeroz wrote:
well the plot hole is easy to explain. the screen writers didn't understand enough about physics to know it was a dumb idea. In hard science none of it makes sense. Its all code, why don't agents just have god-mode on? Why take over bodies instead of just entering XYZ coordinates? Heck, why not just port in a 10x10x10 room around your enemy thats full of lava?
In accordance to the original setting? It makes no real sense. In accordance with my shared dream alternative theory? The agents are limited by what the people that create the shared dream matrix [i]believe[/i] can happen. Therefore, objects cannot come from nothing unless people believe they can come from nothing. To that end, while the environment is controlled by people in unison, an individual is controlled by a single mind. It is easier to hijack a single mind than it is to convince the people as a whole that a person can just pop out of nowhere. The One was special because he could manipulate minds en masse, giving him power over the shared dream.
Transhumans will one day be the Luddites of the posthuman age. [url=http://bit.ly/2p3wk7c]Help me get my gaming fix, if you want.[/url]
Arenamontanus Arenamontanus's picture
Re: Hungry furniture
rock22 wrote:
There is a third an lesser known reason, which is to pass on scent and to leave a mark, probably to help define the cat's territory. Glands in the feet leave a scent where the cat has scratched. Rezart Taci
OK, this is impressive. The spambot not only makes another relevant comment *on the original topic*, but it has a blog. Please don't eat us if you happen to transcend! The cat issue is interesting: smart objects, bots and especially biotech might be "marking territory" in subtle ways. A lot of it is just logging things on the apartment mesh: "Cleanerbot 598: I will be cleaning surface 98-43-43 for the next hour, access limited." Objects you own will have nanotags denoting that you own it... or rather, that you have a proper licence from the designer, who claims to own it. Various limited intelligence systems will be using pheromone trails to organise swarm activity. And of course, if you want to mess with your friend you add a false trail to lead the cleaner-ants into her bed...
Extropian
King Shere King Shere's picture
Re: Sheds
The Doctor wrote:
[url=https://www.xkcd.com/810/]Obligatory XKCD.[/url] Or, the birth of mercurial AGIs?
In hindsight, This earlier post from The Doctor, becomes a even more fitting comment.