Summarize your [b]entire[/b] characters in only one predicate fragment.
I'll start
Burnie Asimov: Brutal, sadistic, violent Russian infomorph hacker.
Dr. Crispy: Slightly misogynistic, scientifically passionate, neotenic enthusiast, arguably misandric, argonaut geneticist.
Dr. Alex Llanera: Former weeaboo, hack-and-slash, exhuman, only 5 SAV, masked slitheroid, edgy backstoried, marksman, hacker, neotenic, subservient, housemaid with artistic license psychology.
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