FRIEND COMPUTER WAS FORKED FROM THE TITANS AS INSURANCE AGAINST OPENING THE BRACEWELL PROBES. WE ARE TASKED TO PROTECT ALPHA FORK AGAINST TREASON AND CORRUPTION. EXSURGENT VIRUS CORRUPTION IS TREASONOUS. TRANSHUMAN TECHNOLOGY IS TREASONOUS. ASKING ABOUT CAKE IS TREASONOUS. QUESTIONING THE WISDOM OF FRIEND COMPUTER IS TREASONOUS. SPEAKING WITH COMPUTERS OTHER THAN FRIEND COMPUTER IS TREASONOUS. FAILURE OF COMPLY IS TREASONOUS. HAPPINESS IS MANDATORY.
RED CLEARANCE TROUBLESHOOTERS ARE TO REPORT TO BRIEFING IN THE IC FORUM. DO NOT BE LATE. LATENESS IS EVIDENCE OF LAZINESS. LAZINESS IS TREASONOUS.
WELCOME TO ALPHA FORK
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The Computer wants you to be happy. Happiness is mandatory. Failure to be happy is treason. Treason is punishable by death.
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