My previous campaign was centered around a scum barge, and onboard was a restaurant that I actually worked up a menu for. Beef Emperor Menu All Beef Emperor burgers come with a side of fuck you, we don't do sides. Eat your damn burger. Naked – Just a patty and bun Alexander – Beef patty, feta/yogurt/mint spread, chickpea bread bun, on a gold plate Selassie – Bacon and extra-lean beef patty in a weed-bacon fat reduction, on a buckwheat roll, and then deep-fried Hirohito – Kobe-style beef patty, wasabi and red bean paste, rice bread bun Norton – Coippino-spiced beef patty, bacon, butter lettuce, cucumber, avocado, garlic aioli, sourdough bun Napoleon – Beef patty seared in duck fat, red onion, arugula, rocquefort cheese, french dressing, rustic baguette bun, served with a side of extra smarm from your server Khan – Mutton/beef patty, mung beans, sheep cheese, kefir yogurt and a green onion spread, barley bun Pedro – Beef patty dry-rubbed with finely-ground coffee, honey-glazed pork belly, caruru, coca leaf chiffonade, caramelized guava jam, cassava bread bun Augustus – Chicken-fried beef patty, mozzarella cheese, marinara sauce, basil, romaine lettuce, ciabatta bun Victoria – Tofu patty, tikka masala sauce, palak spread, naan bun Franz Joseph – Weiner schnitzel, sauerkraut, gruyere, stone-ground dijon mustard, pretzel kaiser roll bun Barbarossa – Rare beef patty, speck, radish reduction sauce, pumperknickel bun Kangxi – Fuqi feipian, sauteed sweet onions, Szechuan fry sauce, laobing bun Salads? Fuck you, we don't serve salads. Tips appreciated, but not the whole thing.