STOP PLAYING GAMES FOR GIRLS. Seriously though, this idea could happen, possibly… maybe… the main obstacle is that this is happening in the distant future, and Homestuck is kind of happening right NOW. Homestuck, more than most other media, is integrated into the current cultural zeitgeist, a fairy tale built around the early 21st century's political and cultural climate. To people living a century or more later, Homestuck would be a fascinating cultural artifact, but AF transhumans may simply not connect to it the same way that we do when we are living in the middle of it. Also, saying that someone was "selling" designer morphs to these fLARPers is about as un-Scummy as you can get. In fact, a society like EITHER of the troll societies we've been shown (…spoiler?) would not last long on a scum barge. No society exists in a vacuum, not even the ones floating around in the vacuum of space, and a scum barge is not an all-absorbing empire run by an immortal valley girl. If Alternian troll barges exist, I'd see them quickly becoming the Emperess-free promised land the troll protagonists in Homestuck were promised, if slightly stinkier and more cramped. I ain't going to shoot this idea down, because Scum fleets are an anything goes zone (and I wanted to see a Dwarf Fortress barge sometime), but you got to imagine how it fits into a larger society.