...you had a security provider, right? At least I hope you had a security provider, given the giant "EXTROPIA RECOMMENDS YOU GET A SECURITY PROVIDER" banner hanging in the spaceport with maybe a hundred different security provider advertisements stacked on the mesh around it.
But maybe you didn't take that advice. Or wanted to save money. Or plain didn't have the money, rep, or whatever else.
And no-one was around at the time? 'Cause, I mean, not having a security provider doesn't mean that no-one's watching your back - it just means that no-one's being paid to officially watch your back for you, and what you mostly have to watch out for are con artists and other relatively subtle kinds of fraud. Okay, well, maybe not that subtle, if you played the shell game with that dude who hangs around on Helix just down from the northern cap. But, c'mon, it's a whole habitat full of people who worship regularly at the altar of Non-Aggression and Consent. If someone tried to attack you on the main drag, half the people around'd shoot him on general principles, and the other half'd shoot him for what the judge'd award them once she got done stripping the assets off his bones.
But maybe they got to you when no-one was around.
That's when you call these guys.
Triple-G Eleemosynary Retributionists, Inc.
"We make crime not pay."
Most security providers concentrate on before-the-fact protection. It's nice easy work, inasmuch as most of their job is deterring crime just by existing insurancewise, also known as "getting paid for nothing", and at least half the rest is handled by the friendly software that warns you about known cons, bad contract terms, and that sort of thing.
Triple-G, in the form of Giulia, Giusepped, and Guido, are the other kind of security provider, that specializes only in dealing with crime after the fact. If you didn't have a security provider and someone committed some fundamental, universally-recognized, force-and-fraud crime against you on Extropia, you can go to them. You don't need to pay - their expenses get paid out of the judgment against the criminal, and they'll split the rest with you. Hell, you don't even have to be alive - judgments for murder pay the bills nicely, and they'll pay a bounty for any cortical stack with a case to bring brought to them, no questions asked.
Giulia is the thin blonde in the bouncer with the four degrees in psychiatry, cog sci, and related subjects. She deals with the client end of the business, which is to say, with comforting the distraught victims, and getting all the information needed to catch the victimizers.
Giusepped ("the d stands for 'daemon'") is the AGI who runs the back-end. He's got fingers all over Extropia's mesh and spimes everywhere that doesn't reach, which he uses very effectively when it comes time to track down the responsible party. He's also, through long practice and his habit of taking private cases on the side, one hell of an effective lawyer.
Guido is in charge of hauling the criminals they catch up in front of the nearest judge, preferably only mostly dead. His beetle-browed custom morph is about as close to being a neo-gorilla as anything still of human origin is likely to get - and naturally, it's a complete lie. Luring people into a sense of overconfidence by putting on his best dumb thug act makes his job so much easier.
Together, they fight crime!
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So you've been attacked on Extropia...
Thu, 2014-04-03 19:50
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So you've been attacked on Extropia...
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