Some new theoretical physics: maybe entanglement actually is wormholes.
http://johncarlosbaez.wordpress.com/2014/01/20/wormholes-and-entanglement/
http://golem.ph.utexas.edu/category/2014/01/wormholes_and_entanglement.html
http://quantumfrontiers.com/2013/06/07/entanglement-wormholes/
The basic idea is that entangled particle pairs are actually connected by wormholes. John Baez develops this in a 2+1 dimensional universe (no guarantee this applies to *our* universe).
For EP, this might actually be a nifty way of explaining what QE comms is doing: qubit pairs actually communicate using tiny wormholes, too tiny for any transport but still allowing communication... with its associated bizarre time communication implications of course. But we already had the potential of time machines with the Gates in any case. No doubt everybody has been working hard on turning qubits into gates or sending more than one bit per qubit hole, but that tech has so far eluded transhumanity. The real Gates are presumably using wormholes to transport stuff, but the wormholes may themselves just be stored as packages of qubit-pairs (and maybe they are just matter disassemblers/assemblers and send information instead). "Fake entanglement" which shows up in the above theory might also explain why gates can dial each other directly.
This is of course mostly flavor, but it is consistent flavor. And the papers linked above can give some nice technobabble. "The gate engineer is complaining that he can't get the 2-functors to commute this morning, so you have to go via Portal."
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