head hunters are scary because they steal not just your head but probably your mind.
protect your mind with the
[b]LOWER ABDOMINAL CORTICAL STACK[\b]
standard hardware in the cranium collects updated mind states with an extended fiber optic cable transmitting the mind state to a specialized stack buffer capable of correcting for the additional signal lag in real time [~5 minute buffer may be lost in case of damage to cable] the ego backup is stored on a standard cortical stack readable by most ego bridges. and micro explosives planted in the brain ensure in the advent of your death by decapitation there will be nothing left in your cranium of value to the evil titans
a number of optional extras are available including stack encryption, cyber brain variants and lager cranial explosives capable of destroying any headhunter fool enough to take your head, and even other near by titan robots.
the lower abdominal cortical stack may be retrieved by unskilled personnel using a knife with greater ease than a traditional cortical stack because it is not held within the scull, simply remember to tell your friends where you keep it.
other products include
[b]PINKY FINGER CORTICAL STACK[\b] the most quickly retrievable, when your death may eventuate during retreat from hostile territory your team mates will not thank you for having to take 5 minutes to recover your cortical stack or lug your fat head around. maximize chance of retrieval by making it easy. modifications to the finger make it easy to remove the PINKY FINGER CORTICAL STACK with a simple twist, minimal loss of finger function
pleas note, i have given these ideas minimal thought in a game rules context.
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non-standard cortical stack location
Sun, 2013-12-08 23:01
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non-standard cortical stack location
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