I think Uranus is underused (said the bishop to the actress). It has the lowest gravity of all the gas giants, it's blessed with relatively calm weather and managable radiation and it's a veritable treasure trove of resources like helium-3. Yet it seems to be populated mainly by brinkers and other loners, and none of the major powers seem interested in the planet. Now, there are of course some problems with Uranus (said the proctologist to the patient) as well. It's insanely cold, and it's very, very far from the Inner System.
Despite these problems, the idea of Morningstar-esque faction of independent but allied aerostats housing millions of people living high on He-3 profits appeals to me. Does anyone have any ideas about how such a faction could develop? What problems would they run into? Where would the settlers come from? How would they handle the constant juvenile snicker from idiots like me?
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President of PETE: People for the Ethical Treatment of Exhumans.