An eleven minute long video of Momo von Satan building a tall stack of antique books, of the sort once found on old Earth. She very carefully places a pirate hat folded out of aluminum foil atop the stack and skips out of frame. A feral growling noise can be heard emanating from the stack of books. A small gap between two of the tomes reveals a single golden-orange eye. It makes cartoony piano noises as it blinks. The Cock and Momo von Satan sit hunched over on either side of a small, square table, upon which a chessboard is set up. The camera zooms in on the chessboard, a game in progress can be seen. It is clear that Momo and the Cock are contemplating their next moves. The camera holds for a long while on the chess pieces. Each piece appears to have been carved out of a cortical stack from a different manufacturer or clade. The Cock pushes one of its knights into a different position on the board. The video clip ends. A still photograph of Momo and the Cock wearing masks depicting warped, distorted cartoon faces. The masks leer malevolently at the viewer. A subtitle in bold white text appears at the bottom of the image: "...PROBLEM?" Your playback software then crashes. Momo von Satan, the Cock, and a gangly figure with auburn hair and a wild beard stand behind separate podiums with old style video displays attached to the front of each. In order, the displays read "Momo", "THE COCK!", and "Andy." An older gentleman wearing what appears to be a heavyset Menton morph with greying hair stands to one side, holding a microphone in one hand and a stack of cards or sheets of paper in the other. The MC asks questions-in-the-form-of-answers to the players, who press a button on their podiums and give answers-in-the-form-of-questions. The questions start out innocently but then begin to cover esoteric questions about file formats, public key cryptography, cardiac surgery, and abnormal psychology. If one of the players gives an incorrect question, a loud buzzer sounds and the contestant picks up a large bottle of amber liquor and takes a long pull from the neck. As the game goes on, the contestants begin to get more and more questions wrong... until the MC makes a mistake. The solidly inhebriated contestants freeze for a second and then began to cackle madly. "Drink! Drink you bitch!" they shout in unison, until the MC shrugs and finishes Momo's bottle. The clip ends. Momo von Satan, dressed from head to toe in synthetic leather clothing and a pair of antique mirrored aviator sunglasses. She sits atop the wreckage of a surgical pod in what appears to be the remains of an lunar industrial habitat, probably ruined during the Fall. Glaring malevolently at the landscape around her, she is a vision of gothic beauty, a post-human road warrior in her demense. She then extracts a kazoo from an inside pocket of her leather jacket and plays [u]Pop Goes the Weasel[/u]. Raucous laughter can be heard off-screen.

A few more ideas while Christmas dinner digests. The easter egg consists of a gameplay video of a two player game of [u]Space Invaders[/u]. Player number two seems to be much more skilled, and quickly dominates the high score. Most viewers fast-forward through the rest of the easter egg video because player one does not seem to have a chance - all of the gameplay is player two after player one loses their first life. The very end of the video clip cuts to Momo and the Cock sitting on the floor before an ancient television and Atari 2600 game console. The Cock plays happily (despite having neither hands nor arms) while Momo sits in a snit, occasionally glaring up at the Cock because she has been effectively frozen out of the game. The paparazzi have caught up with Momo von Satan and the Cock unwinding after a long day at a local pub. The Cock sits at the bar with an untouched mug of coffee sitting on the counter (being a projected hologram makes it difficult to drink anything). Momo von Satan has taken her hairfalls out and sits at a nearby table occasionally sipping from a stein of beer. From the way she waves her hands and fingers in the air, it appears that she's working on a crossword puzzle on the local mesh. This episode's easter egg appears to be an outtake from the latest episode. The scene appears familiar - you have probably just watched it, after all - but the flow is interrupted by Momo or the Cock suddenly breaking down laughing, the Cock's voice cracking and turning into static, Momo having a sneezing fit, or something similar. After each take, a beep can be heard and the scene resets itself. The Cock prowls through a dense forest of trees that appear to have been made out of scraps of spacecraft hull and water ice. It is painted from tip to base with alternating bands of camoflage greasepaint and has a number of straps, harnesses, and bandoliers fastened around itself. Mad, wild howls and screeches can be heard coming from the darkness beyond the treeline. Momo von Satan (also dressed in Titanian militia field kit) leaps out of snow banks, swings from trees, and even divebombs into the frame on a hang glider, shouting "BANG! BANG! BANG!" at the same time. The Cock spins, ducks, and leaps in a curiously special ops-like floor exercise routine as if dodging incoming bullets. The Cock has been converted into a formula one racecar. An absurdly large engine has been bolted to its base and a vehicle chassis was constructed around the rest of the Cock's shaft. Momo von Satan, dressed in a white and blue leather racing uniform and wearing a flowing red scarf sits astride the Cock, just behind its head. The Cock (wearing its trademark viking helmet) makes racecar noises as the unlikely duo zooms around a racecar track. This episode of the MRGCNN was tampered with some time after it hit the local Mesh. The easter egg in the file has been replaced with the computer-generated spokesimage for Anon, which recites something appropriate to your game in a flat, synthesized voice.