First of all, we at Life unlimited are very proud at our philanthropic work which allows continuing existence of millions of our users. After long legal battle we have won the privilege to offer immortality for our esteemed customers and we even offer generous package for our less fortunate users. Personally, I really don't see why are people offended by our noble-minded offer. We are, after all, paying for their expenses (believe me, cost of those server maintenance is pretty steep) at the cost of minor inconvenience for the user. In case you don't have any property or liquid funds we will gladly offer you the opportunity to ask your close family, friends of any organisation willing to pay for your continuing existence. Even if this fails we can give you the opportunity to work in our cleaning drones to make the world a brighter and cleaner place or if you have better skill set you can work in our customer service department where we value exactness, politeness, speed, general competitiveness and off course happiness with given assignment. These are just some of our many offers in our assortment, so remember: with Life unlimited you can spend eternity like this! Thank you for choosing Life.