root@Yar! Here be the Lulzboat.
An interesting potential service a hypercorp could render to another hypercorp: Lowest Bidder Protection Racket.
Each hypercorp maintains a contract with a chosen Grey Hat crew. For a nominal fee, this Grey Hat crew puts your computer resources on a list of networks that the Grey Hats regularly attempt to hack into. Since this is a business arrangement, there is the implicit understanding that any embarrassing secrets would be strictly confidential, but that the client would be mocked openly for their shameful and lax information security.
While the act of exposing such lulzy secrets would naturally alert interested Black Hat crews, it would still take those Black Hats some time to rope in the exposed network for zombie-botnet resources, as they don't necessarily know anything about what the declared weakness is. After a contractually specified period of time, the Grey Hats would drop the data as to what the weaknesses are to their Black Hat brethren. May the best boat of pirates win.
Naturally, any good Grey Hat crew wants to have a large list of clients, so its best to not piss them off too much. You want to give your White Hat siblings a chance to defend themselves, or the game won't be lulzy enough, and you need the lulz to attract the predator Black Hats. And if the Black Hats don't come, the White Hats don't pay enough for Grey Hat contracts. After all, if the client valued their continued existence as a company, they would be willing to pay for a higher premium account on the Protection Racket that come with a statistically significantly lower incidence of adverse network occurrences, right?—
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[hr] The given hypercorp wouldn't want to pay the grey hats; this is pure extortion. The security problem the hypercorps face is that their systems have to be protected against every intrusion threat while the blackhat only has to find one vulnerability to exploit. The idea of having a greyhat protection racket is that they are doing what the blackhats do, namely breaking into your base and killin ur d00dz, and showing the hypercorp the holes the hypercorps' whitehats forgot about or didn't know about (or things that they did know about but the client ignored). The difference is that they aren't damaging your company's precious data while they do it, or making off with said data for their own nefarious uses. Unless, that is, you don't pay them their protection fee.@-rep +1
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[hr] Well, if they aren't grey hats they certainly aren't black hats. Or at least, they aren't the really bad black hats that crack your system, root your boxes, and dump your data to the highest bidder. And aren't shades of black just darker shades of grey? I'm trying to contrast LulzSec against the more organized crime elements engaging in the same behavior. I would say that simple extortion is much kinder than the alternatives.@-rep +1
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[hr] So they are not extortionists, but rather the brave workers that throw their bodies upon the machines of the mercurial dictator in protest? I haven't decided if I buy that yet. There is a peculiar flavor to this current international psychodrama between autistic hackers, and I'm not sure if it tastes good yet. If these are hacker hypercorps vying for contracts in the nuevo-intel community because their news filters yielded the phrase "cyberwar" a few weeks ago after *someone* hacked the Big Goog, then I may give a polite golf clap and go on my merry way. If this instead is a few people seeing if they can hide behind a Doktor Sleepless trope in the shape of Robin Hood while they go Project Mayhem all over the place, I may have to give them five out of five stars. If they really did it just for the lulz, then I express my disappointment at them wasting an exquisite moment in the spotlight.@-rep +1
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[hr] Great. Lulzsec is getting exposed and one of them lives within a hundred miles of me, where she is making my state look bad. Apparently this one is happy to rat out the others to save her own ass, and thinks that this means she is "playing" the feds. I am so very thoroughly unimpressed. I was very much hoping this wasn't just the cyber equivalent of spray-painting city hall and claiming to have "stuck it to the Man, man", and that there was some sort of grander agenda going on. On the plus side, it appears there may be a systems administrator position opening up somewhere nearby. I'll have to get a resume ready.@-rep +1
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